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Brain Droppings

About the Book

Legendary comic George Carlin shares cutting-edge opinions and observational humor in a calendar based on his New York Times bestselling book, Brain Droppings. Brain Droppings: The 1999 Calendar is filled with thoughts, musings, questions, lists, beliefs, curiosities, assertions, assumptions, and other verbal ordeals, plus many of Carlin's favorite oxymorons ("original copy," "uninvited guests"), redundancies ("added bonus," "closed fist"), and euphemisms (peephole = observation port; illegal immigrant = guest worker). Start each day with a big dose of George Carlin, and you'll be laughing every day of the year.